To Make Me Happy

Do you think if I just paint my nails, no one will notice?

Do you think if I just paint my nails, no one will notice?

Disney princess game strong

Disney princess game strong

You ever get a real bullshit air bubble in your loaf of bread

You ever get a real bullshit air bubble in your loaf of bread

Shut down by mom

Shut down by mom

4 yr old painted blobs on my arm and then blew me away when she said “it’s Ariel.”

4 yr old painted blobs on my arm and then blew me away when she said “it’s Ariel.”

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

Why does EVERYONE think Minnesota is Michigan

(Source: BuzzFeed, via lulz-time)

Notification is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

"In seeps the self loathing of a poorly performing Facebook status. Six likes? Is that it? Only six people are sitting at home admiring my musings with a smile and a knowing nod? I’m such garbage."