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20-Somethings Still Scream: A Review of the Nick Jonas Concert

"Historically, there are a few routes for teen heartthrobs to take once they grow out of their sugar-pop shell. A) Disappearance, in which their female fandom is left in despair for a decade or more, until a greyed, sleepy version of the band reunites to the hysteria of thousands of mom-haircuts in sparkle tops; B) Growth, in which the heartthrob evolves musically, broadening his fanbase and growing a permanent five o’clock shadow; and C) Alienation, in which the heartthrob makes terrible decision after terrible decision until the only fans he has left can arguably be considered clinically insane…”

#bubbles In the mornin’ #whiskey in the evenin’, no room to complain.

#bubbles In the mornin’ #whiskey in the evenin’, no room to complain.

Do you think if I just paint my nails, no one will notice?

Do you think if I just paint my nails, no one will notice?

Disney princess game strong

Disney princess game strong

You ever get a real bullshit air bubble in your loaf of bread

You ever get a real bullshit air bubble in your loaf of bread

Shut down by mom

Shut down by mom